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SPECS Moderator
Posts : 193 Join date : 2007-09-07
| Subject: Pick up lines Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:44 pm | |
| Galing sa SPAM!
1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.. paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy papicture tayo!! para ma-develop tayo!!
4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?? hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture?? coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!
6. Exam ka ba?? gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
7. Lecture mo ba ako?? lab kasi kita..
8. Centrum ka ba?? kasi you make my life complete!!
9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?? para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?? ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?? kasi type kita..
12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.. coz i can't last a day without you!!
**eh paano na yung mga walang underwear? hehehe..**
13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida.. kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?? single kasi ako eh..
15. Me lisensya ka ba?? coz you're driving me crazy eh..
16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?? may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.. coz all i ever think of is you..
18. I'm a bee.. can you be my honey??
19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..
20. Am i a bad shooter?? coz i keep on missing you..
22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?? kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..
24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?? because you give meaning to my life..
25. Bangin ka ba?? nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..
26. Pustiso ka ba?? kasi, can't smile without you..
27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh?? maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..
28. Me butas ba puso mo?? kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!
29. Anung height mo?? ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
30. Hey, did you fart?? coz you blew me away!!
31. Sana "T" na lang ako.. para i'm always right next to "U"
32. Are you Jamaican?? kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
33. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop. BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.
34. Ako ay isang exam.. kaya sagutin mo na ako...
35. Favorite Subject mo ba geometry kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!
36. Keychain ka ba? kasi you hold the keys to my heart...
37. Utot ka ba? Kasi you take my breath away...
38. Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta. Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh!
39. Google ka ba? Kasi, lahat nang hinahanap ko nasa iyo na.
40. Para tayong nagsosoccer. Kasi ang hirap makascore.
41. Di ka naman bulag ah! Bakit di mo ko bigyan ng konting pagtingin?
42. Bangko ka ba? Kasi Im saving all my love for you.
B: Punta tayo ng home for the aged. Mag empake ka na. G: Baket? B: I want to grow old with you...
B: Sana telepono na lang ako, ring ng ring. G: Baket? B: Para may pagasang sagutin mo ko...
B: Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo... G: Baket? B: Pagaralan mo lang ako mahalin.
B: Aanhin pa ang gravity? G: Huh? B: Kung lagi na lang ako nahuhulog sa iyo.
B: Excuse me... G: Ano yun? B: Kung didiretsuhin ko ang daan na to... papunta kaya to sa puso mo?
B: Nung makilala kita para akong natraffic sa EDSA G: Bakit naman? B: Coz, I cant move on | |
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Flip Lieutenant
Posts : 288 Join date : 2007-10-24 Location : Pasig City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:20 pm | |
| hai nako ramilio.. ganito ba talaga ang mga banat mo?
try ko nga baka epektib! hahahahahah | |
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SPECS Moderator
Posts : 193 Join date : 2007-09-07
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:05 pm | |
| OIst puntahan mo ako sa station ko at kailangan ko nga bala! hehehe | |
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Flip Lieutenant
Posts : 288 Join date : 2007-10-24 Location : Pasig City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:16 pm | |
| asa bahay ako kumag.. bukas pa ng gabi pasok ko! kita na lang tayo cxg bukas! andun ako mga 10am pumunta ka indian! | |
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SPECS Moderator
Posts : 193 Join date : 2007-09-07
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:42 pm | |
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wIcked Sargeant
Posts : 161 Join date : 2007-10-25 Location : Quezon City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:17 am | |
| ang panget!! ayusing niyo pickup lines niyo?! bwahahahah...ayusin niyo naman..good luck sa panliligaw. ram....corny as in..masyadong corny! | |
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SPECS Moderator
Posts : 193 Join date : 2007-09-07
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:28 pm | |
| hehehe eh SPAM lang yan sa email eh, di ako gumagamit ng pickup lines, direct to the point ako, bwahheehe | |
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Pumba D'Great Sargeant
Posts : 152 Join date : 2007-10-24 Location : QC- BACK of ABS CBN
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:51 pm | |
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wIcked Sargeant
Posts : 161 Join date : 2007-10-25 Location : Quezon City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:15 pm | |
| at least direct to the point! yan ang okay... wala ng kadramahan. hahaha | |
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SPECS Moderator
Posts : 193 Join date : 2007-09-07
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:45 pm | |
| Hahaha, kaya bihira ako magsalita kase pag nagsalita ako tuloy tuloy na, hehehe | |
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Flip Lieutenant
Posts : 288 Join date : 2007-10-24 Location : Pasig City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:29 am | |
| - SPECS wrote:
- Hahaha, kaya bihira ako magsalita kase pag nagsalita ako tuloy tuloy na, hehehe
parang pick up line na rin ata eto ah.. hehehe | |
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Pumba D'Great Sargeant
Posts : 152 Join date : 2007-10-24 Location : QC- BACK of ABS CBN
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:08 am | |
| My number one Pick up line ( Miss anong oras na? ) | |
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Flip Lieutenant
Posts : 288 Join date : 2007-10-24 Location : Pasig City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:34 am | |
| ako.. miss, kung ikaw nasa katayuan ko, nadapa ka na.. hehehe.. | |
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mico82 Private
Posts : 89 Join date : 2007-10-24 Location : Marikina - Antipolo
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:02 am | |
| Excuse me. Uhmmm...I lost my #, can I have yours? | |
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badbigs Moderator
Posts : 199 Join date : 2007-09-06 Age : 57 Location : makati city
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:05 pm | |
| Ako simple lang.....
Can i mountain dew the you! | |
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darky Private
Posts : 13 Join date : 2007-10-24
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:12 am | |
| Miss terrorista ba ang parents mo??? Coz ur da bomb !! | |
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Flip Lieutenant
Posts : 288 Join date : 2007-10-24 Location : Pasig City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:05 am | |
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wIcked Sargeant
Posts : 161 Join date : 2007-10-25 Location : Quezon City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:38 am | |
| grbeh! eh ang tagal na yang pickup line ah?! | |
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Flip Lieutenant
Posts : 288 Join date : 2007-10-24 Location : Pasig City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:27 pm | |
| appropriate lang sa airsoft.. lagi ka na lang contra sa akin ah? kaw ata may galit e.. hehe.. | |
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wIcked Sargeant
Posts : 161 Join date : 2007-10-25 Location : Quezon City
| Subject: Re: Pick up lines Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:46 pm | |
| bwahahahaha.. eh bakit ba! | |
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